I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Two words: nipple clamps
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