So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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