no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You work out of a Hotel?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
