Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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