You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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