but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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