nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think i peed on brittanys purse
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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