I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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