To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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