Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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