I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Randomize
