my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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