is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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