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(616): View more from Michigan

Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table

(804): View more from Virginia

by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?

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(251): View more from Alabama

i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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(512): View more from Texas

Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun

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(586): View more from Michigan

In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?

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