There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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