I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
love makes seman taste better
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?