Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
why is half of my head shaved?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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