Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
