Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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