i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
