whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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