he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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