That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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