The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
is it fun? or sober?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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