I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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