I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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