how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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