i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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