i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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