Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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