dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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