im holly from the hills drunk
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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