let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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