I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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