It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
