Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
