Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am naked and annoyed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize