She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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