Who wears a wallet chain?!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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