17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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