in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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