If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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