I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Farmville is her only friend.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
