I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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