Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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