He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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