so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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