i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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