So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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