oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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