How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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