White coat. Heels.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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