The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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