He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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