You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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