Only a mothe r could love this liver
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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