That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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