There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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