Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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