Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Fuck appropriateness.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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