Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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