just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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